Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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