Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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