Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
This is classic penis vs brain.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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