But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
we're making bets on your personal life
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Randomize
