kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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