I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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