I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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