Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
just found out that she named her cat after me.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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