Can Purell be used as lube?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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