ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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