U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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