..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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