I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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