but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Randomize
