I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Dicks are not precious.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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