highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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