a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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