I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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