Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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