I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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