U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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