OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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