i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Watching her eat just hurts me
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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