Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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