everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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