I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just high enough for therapy.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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