can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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