Do you still have your period?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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