: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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