susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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