turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
