It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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