ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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