Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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