I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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