First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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