She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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