I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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