he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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