Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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