yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Randomize
