i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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