goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
This baby is an asshole
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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