i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Randomize