the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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