And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
