Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
it's like iHOP with fire
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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