that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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