did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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