I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just want to make out with him forever
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
