Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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